Happy Valentine’s Day to all! In celebration, I’ve assembled a collection of porn that I think will vastly improve the quality of your holiday, whether you’re jerking it alone or with a friend tonight!

THE MAKEOUT – from Good Dyke Porn
Need a nice, slow warmup to get your juices flowing? Bren Ryder and Lucy Loose get to know each other in a no-pressure, softcore makeout scene! Perfect for viewers who just needs a little romance on their screen from time to time.
(This scene was my very first involvement in porn, and contains some of my finest camerawork to date!)

Buy this scene on the Good Dyke Porn clip store – $10
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JIZ LEE’S 30th BIRTHDAY ORGY – from Crash Pad Series
Happy very-very-belated birthday, Jiz Lee! Celebratory porn is always the best. I haven’t even fully watched this hour-long special CPS episode from 2010, but it stars everyone you know and love, all fucking together under a sky (well, ceiling) of pink & white balloons! Well played, Pink & White Productions.

Watch this episode on Crash Pad Series (for Level 3 members only)
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$25 GIFT CERTIFICATE – from Courtney Trouble
This is what I would want from my valentine! Let your date choose the movie tonight by giving a gift certificate to Courtney Trouble’s online store! Trouble’s films are available on DVD or digital download.
If you really feel like giving someone a Valentine’s Day to remember, you could also pick up the Seven Minutes in Heaven or Roulette box sets for $75 each, or purchase a lifetime membership to No Fauxxx for $250!

shop at Courtney Trouble’s online store

Enjoy your mid-February, queers! I’m imagining you all tangled in cuddle-puddles of poly lovers, crowded around computer screens for your V-Day porn screening.